My wife likes to sleep. A lot. I wish I could sleep. But, all I do is lie awake thinking of all the forks in the road that brought me to this spot. This spot, if you haven't figured it out, is unemployment shangri-fucking-la. No job, no money, no self esteem. To be continued later...Family Guy just came on!

This is my first blog. I've always wondered who had the time for these fucking beat off sessions. Now, I know. It's losers like me.

Here are my stats: Fifty years old. Out of work. Went to pharmacy school and law school. One divorce, one remarriage, one grown kid, two dogs, big mortgage.

My plan is to post my downward spiral into the hell of this Jerry Springer/Maury Povich/Montel Williams-watching life that has been imposed upon me. Comment if you like. If you read this and don't comment, then you are just another POS sucking the life out of me.

Welcome to my world!